I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - Tucker Max

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

By Tucker Max

  • Release Date: 2009-09-01
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 4.5
4.5
From 761 Ratings

Description

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a*****e. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging d******d. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.
--from the Introduction

Actual reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you--for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'--and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

Reviews

  • Absolutely Hilarious

    5
    By wildcatingman1976
    I waited a while to read this book, it's absolutely hilarious. I literally laughed out loud on about 15 separate occasions.
  • Absolutely amazing

    5
    By saj11b
    I cried laughing at just about every single page.
  • Tucker Max is a god.

    5
    By Paulmonte
    Tucker Max is a god who should be worshipped for his accomplishments. IHTSBIH gets better on the second read especially for narcissists like myself. Buy all 3 books so that for people like myself headed enviably to hell there is beer waiting at the gate.
  • TM

    5
    By LTX_GMC
    Funniest book I have ever read hands down. Don't read it in public, people will think you're weird because it will have you laughing out loud!
  • It's probably pretty entertaining for dudes

    3
    By ikeithr
    1 star review = female reader 5 star review = male reader I haven't read the book. I'm just making an observation.
  • Raunchy

    5
    By Ginger44444444
    No book holds your attention like this one if you have a dirty mind and a desire for guy jokes
  • Get it!

    5
    By Wh1te Thund3r
    I'm only on chapter 4 and am loving it so far!!!
  • does it really get anymore f'ing funnier than this...oh and so much truth :)

    5
    By Water diver
    Love it!!!!
  • Garbage

    1
    By Vice69
    I've read other books such as Sh*t My Dad Says etc. and those were funny. This book was complete garbage. The stories come across as forced. When I got to one of the earlier pages where he calls his parents "idiots" I stopped reading. Don't waste your money.
  • Best. Book. Ever.

    5
    By Groceryboi
    Nothing else needs to be said.